Dear Wednesday,
When they were distributing feet, I apparently received a pair of remainders.
Love,
Kevin
(8 February 2023)
Dear Wednesday,
When they were distributing feet, I apparently received a pair of remainders.
Love,
Kevin
(8 February 2023)
Dear Tuesday,
Waiting for the new shoes I ordered to replace my new shoes.
Love,
Kevin
(7 February 2023)
Dear Monday,
With my weird feet (not wide, but tall), I forgot how tricky buying new shoes can sometimes be.
Love,
Kevin
(6 February 2023)
Dear Sunday,
New shoes.
Love,
Kevin
(5 February 2023)
Dear Saturday,
Fifty-four?! No wonder I was sweating—I was dressed for 34º…
Love,
Kevin
(4 February 2023)
First release of the lunar new year:
(3 February 2023)
Dear Friday,
That was a weird one.
Love,
Kevin
(3 February 2023)
No Ben Afflecks were harmed in the dream that led to this poem…
The illusory poet sits on a curb
somewhere near the school
with a clipboard and pen in hand
Mrs. Ellis, deep of voice, dignified
is talking to her kids
before the day starts
Ben Affleck in suit and tie
drops his kids off for the day
He’s a friendly sort
but suggests the poet doesn’t have a life
without children
And with every sentence
he loses another piece of clothing
He doesn’t take it off—
it just disappears
until he cops a squat
still wearing his jacket, shirt, and tie
As the assembly starts
the poet begins writing a poem
called How to get Ben Affleck naked in 45 seconds
Describing the illusory poet sitting on a curb
somewhere near the school
with a clipboard and pen in hand
and Mrs. Ellis, deep of voice, dignified
talking to her kids
before the day starts
Until suddenly the words
come out all wrong
menos tertiary mnmna
A trimline phone is within reach—
to call 911 or not?
Beyond the row of teachers
sitting in their plastic chairs
is sunlight
A clear path?
New words at the top of the page
match the poet’s intentions—
the crisis has passed
But
the poem called How to get Ben Affleck naked in 45 seconds
is lost
(3 February 2023)
Wishes sometimes have consequences is available to order from your favorite local bookstore.
IndieBound search: https://www.indiebound.org/search/book?keys=wishes+sometimes+have+consequences
If they can’t get it for you, you can always find it on Amazon:
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Paperback: https://smile.amazon.com/Wishes-Sometimes-Consequences-Kevin-OConner/dp/0998878162/
Information about my other books can be found here.
Dear Thursday,
Six more weeks of winter? Hmm…
Love,
Kevin
(2 February 2023)
Dear Wednesday,
Surely there’s a special place in hell for the ad team who came up with the J. G. Wentworth commercials.
Love,
Kevin
(1 February 2023)