letters to the day of the week – Ordinary Average Thoughts

Dear Wednesday…

Dear Wednesday, I like the quiet, but this winter wonderland shit can stop now, okay? Love, Kevin (15 January 2020)

Dear Wednesday, Belated Happy David Bowie’s birthday! Love, Kevin (9 January 2020)

Dear Wednesday, You’re all shiny bright—I hope this is a sign of things to come. Love, Kevin (1 January 2020)

Dear Wednesday, At least the Safeway was open. Love, Kevin (25 December 2019)

Dear Wednesday, To quote the Pet Shop Boys, how can you expect to be taken seriously? Love, Kevin (18 December 2019)

Dear Wednesday, This won’t quite be a day of rest, but it’ll be close enough. Love, Kevin (11 December 2019)

Dear Wednesday, Ladies and Gentlemen, we have flu and cold season. I anticipate Barry White in two days. Love, Kevin (4 December 2019)

Dear Wednesday, I think it’s safe to say we’ve more than made up for yesterday’s lack of sleep. Love, Kevin (27 November 2019)

Dear Wednesday, Ah, the smell of insurance in the morning. Smells like… Love, Kevin (20 November 2019)

Dear Wednesday, It ain’t much, but it’s home. Love, Kevin (13 November 2019)