This one will date quickly—but I want to get it out of my system…

It’s only one week into March
and I’m already tired of the elections
all that yelling and back-and-forth
and the size of Drumpf’s erection

I’m already tired of this election
Let’s just get it over and done
Pondering the size of Drumpf’s erection
ain’t my idea of fun

Let’s just get it over and done
so we can shut the campaigns down
It ain’t my idea of fun
to hear those twats go on and on

So we can shut the campaigns down
how about we send the crew to the bar?
We don’t want to hear those twats go on and on
in our living rooms or in our cars

Yeah, let’s send the crew to the bar
tell the audience to go back home
to their living rooms or their cars
send the politicians to parts unknown

Tell the audience to go back home
give them all a break
Send the politicians to parts unknown
with their promises bold and fake

Actually, give us all a break
it’s only one week into March
and all those promises bold and fake—
Aw, fuck it—just give us a break…

(7 March 2016—posted March 8th)