Things that are more efficient than Microsoft Word (a poem)

Calling this a ‘poem’ might be something of a stretch. Either way, feel free to add your own…

The Xerox monk

The unstoppable march of time

The Department of Motor Vehicles

The Homeland Security Advisory System

Comcast customer service

The rhythm method

Stop-motion animation


A diaphragm with a hole in it

Long division


The Yugo

Opening a blister pack without any kind of cutting utensil

Making a hook shot with your eyes closed

Testing electrical sockets with a fork

Hand churning your own butter

Cutting grass with nail clippers

Trying to find an actor’s name by searching for “that guy who was in that movie about that thing”

Deleting your Facebook profile

(13 January 2017)

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