The first two (as far as I know) would be childbirth and getting kicked in the crotch…
Burning
Fullness
The skin, red
stretched to where it’s about to tear
Pressure, unrelenting
fading into the background
but always present
I know better
but haven’t learned
The burning, unrelenting pressure
beneath reddish-purple skin
drones on
Were it not for the sharp, excruciating pain
sure to follow
I would rip the nail from its bed
then try to stem the flow of blood
from the wound
(8 October 2015—posted October 9th)

LOL Kevin, you’ve clearly never had a thrombosed hemorrhoid!
Indeed, I have not…