What would Sam-I-Am think about cilantro?
He already caved on the whole green-eggs-and-ham-thing, you know
so it’s not hard to imagine him caving on the cilantro issue as well
Then he’ll be corrupted by asparagus,
brussels sprouts, artichoke, and avocado
We’re going to have to watch that Sam-I-Am…
(2 March 2015—posted March 3rd)