This is actual email I received from Apple earlier today. Apparently, their support “community” cannot handle the lowly apostrophe, which has been part of my name since birth, and part of my username for at least the last 10 years.
Dear Sunday,
If I still wore ties, I would totally want one that color.
Love,
Kevin
(6 June 2021)
Dear Saturday,
One of these days, someone will have to explain to me why I get so sleepy after my morning coffee.
Love,
Kevin
(5 June 2021)
Dear Friday,
Are you here already? I’d better get started.
Love,
Kevin
(4 June 2021)
Dear Thursday,
Waiting to see how expensive this will be.
Love,
Kevin
(3 June 2021)
Dear Wednesday,
Eight whole hours? I’m shocked.
Love,
Kevin
(2 June 2021)
Dear Tuesday,
Happy Monday!
Love,
Kevin
(1 June 2021)
Dear Monday,
Enjoy your day off.
Love,
Kevin
(31 May 2021)
Dear Sunday,
Time is moving very slowly today.
Love,
Kevin
(30 May 2021)
Last night, I was watching some concert footage on YouTube of a Japanese singer I’ve been listening to a long time. Between the nostalgia and the first line of a Patti Smith Instagram post, I ended up writing this.
Ordinary Average Thoughts 