The fourth emoji is what your face looks like when you’re having sex (a poem)

Based on random Twitter stuff…

Keep New York City trash-free

God is ready
to burn it all to the ground

but Kanye has money
and work and margaritas are worth the trip

What if the evil clown gets there first?

I know, he won’t—
he’ll never make it past all the people
screaming ‘Give me what I want!’
because that’s so much easier
than trying to type ‘despicable’
while trying to navigate your way around the Bronx
with your thumbs

(26 July 2019)

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