Apparently, I have chosen to employ anaphora. Let’s see how long I can keep that going…
Expect everything
and you will always be disappointed
Expect nothing
and you will sometimes be surprised
Expect order
and you will watch it descend into chaos
Expect chaos
and you will find a sense of order
Expect the expected
and you will find the unexpected
Expect the unexpected
and you won’t be surprised by anything
Expect them to understand what you’re saying
and you will do a lot of explaining
Expect them to know nothing
and you will find they know more than you think
Expect reason
and you will find delusion
Expect delusion
and you will find sanity
Expect to wake up in the morning
and you will find it is likely to happen
until it doesn’t
(1 October 2017)

I did not know what to expect. And found this particularly enjoyable, and thought provoking, yet it seems *fun*.