An actual articulate spam comment (an aside)

Kevin J. O'Conner

This spam comment was waiting for me this morning:

したがって、あなたが唯一の事業費のために厳密にあなたのビジネスのクレジットカードを使用するだろうことを確認してください。あなたがショッピングモールにいるか、あなたの食料品を買うか、またはあなたの家族と一緒に外食ときには使用しないでください。覚えて、あなたのビジネスのクレジットカードはあなたのビジネスのお手伝いをするためのツールである必要があり、個人的な気まぐれに使用してはいけません。

Translation:

Therefore, make sure to use your business credit card only for business expenses. Don’t use it when you’re at the mall, doing the grocery shopping, or eating out with your family. Remember, your business credit card is a tool to help you with your business; it shouldn’t be used for personal whims.

Most of the spam comments that come up for review involve ‘you’re not practicing proper SEO’ pitches, are badly worded and/or contain intentional misspellings and typos, or both. Granted, this particular spam comment still has nothing to do with my original post, and the lack of typos, misspellings, and awkwardness are undoubtedly due to the spammer’s use of Japanese, but I still found this quite refreshing. Not as entertaining, perhaps, but refreshing.

(19 April 2014)

One thought on “An actual articulate spam comment (an aside)”

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