Dear Wednesday,
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have flu and cold season. I anticipate Barry White in two days.
Love,
Kevin
(4 December 2019)
Dear Wednesday,
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have flu and cold season. I anticipate Barry White in two days.
Love,
Kevin
(4 December 2019)
Dear Tuesday,
I’m awake! I’m awake! I was just resting my eyes for a couple days.
Love,
Kevin
(3 December 2019)
Dear Monday,
My bad—I got distracted by actually doing stuff around the house.
Love,
Kevin
(3 December 2019)
Dear Sunday,
Technically, I’m in night-owl territory. Nice of you to join me.
Love,
Kevin
(1 December 2019)
Dear Saturday,
I can understand your wanting to show solidarity with Friday, but this is too frickin’ cold.
Love,
Kevin
(30 November 2019)
Dear Friday,
You’re jealous of Thursday, aren’t you? That’s why you’re so cold this morning.
Love,
Kevin
(29 November 2019)
Dear Thursday,
Uh…thanks?
Love,
Kevin
(28 November 2019)
Dear Wednesday,
I think it’s safe to say we’ve more than made up for yesterday’s lack of sleep.
Love,
Kevin
(27 November 2019)
Dear Tuesday,
Things are backward when I am waking up the cat.
Love,
Kevin
(26 November 2019)
Dear Monday,
Let me guess: you’re a Winter…
Love,
Kevin
(25 November 2019)