Dear Tuesday,
If all the ups and downs I’ve been feeling lately were an orgasm, I’d be coming so hard right now…
Love,
Kevin
(27 February 2018)
letters to the days of the week
Dear Saturday…
Dear Saturday,
Well, you’re certainly bright enough…
Love,
Kevin
(24 February 2018)
Dear Friday…
Dear Friday,
Okay, Friday, where’s my good news?
Love,
Kevin
(23 February 2018)
Dear Thursday…
Dear Thursday,
Snow—just in time for Washington’s birthday. Now we can all pretend we’re at Valley Forge…
Love,
Kevin
(22 February 2018)
Dear Wednesday…
Dear Wednesday,
Back so soon?
Love,
Kevin
(21 February 2018)
Dear Tuesday…
Dear Tuesday,
Kevin 1, ingrown toenail 0. Let the soaking begin!
Love,
Kevin
(20 February 2018)
Dear Saturday…
Dear Saturday,
Same as yesterday, with a hint of bitterness.
Love,
Kevin
(17 February 2018)
Dear Friday…
Dear Friday,
Peanut butter. Saltines. Coffee.
Love,
Kevin
(16 February 2018)
Dear Thursday…
Dear Thursday,
Ingrown toenail time again. Now I just have to leave it alone until Monday.
Love,
Kevin
(15 February 2018)
Dear Wednesday…
Dear Wednesday,
On this day in 1988, my date and I went to see Fatal Attraction.
Love,
Kevin
(14 February 2018)
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