Dear Monday,
I hope you and the rest of the days don’t think I’ve been ignoring you. I just needed to get some things done…
Love,
Kevin
(13 May 2014)
2014
Dear Sunday…
Dear Sunday,
I think it’s safe to say that I’ve made up for all the sleep I missed a couple of nights ago…
Love,
Kevin
(4 May 2014)
Dear Saturday…
Dear Saturday,
This is like listening to a cassette with no high end left on one side. At least I got some sleep…
Love,
Kevin
(3 May 2014)
Dear Friday…
Dear Friday,
Looks like you want me to take it easy today. If you insist…
Love,
Kevin
(2 May 2014)
Dear Thursday…
Dear Thursday,
A bright, sunny day! Perfect for driving with the windows down while listening to Prince ask the musical question “Where have all the raspberry women gone?”
Love,
Kevin
(1 May 2014)
Dear Wednesday…
Dear Wednesday,
Such a beautiful, summer-like day! Come back next week so I can properly enjoy it.
Love,
Kevin
(30 April 2014)
Dear Monday…
Dear Monday,
You’re making it awfully difficult to stay home today. I’m hoping you can convince my cold to leave that much more quickly…
Love,
Kevin
(28 April 2014)
Dear Sunday…
Dear Sunday,
This is probably the one day out of the year when I could successfully pull off a Barry White or Leonard Cohen impression. That almost makes up for all the sneezing…
Love,
Kevin
(27 April 2014)
Dear Saturday…
Dear Saturday,
A nice, quiet day—perfect for taking care of the cold I’ve just caught.
Love,
Kevin
(26 April 2014)
Dear Friday…
Dear Friday,
Fuck yeah! Homey don’t play that.
Love,
Kevin
(25 April 2014)
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