Dear Thursday,
“Bailiff… kick these two nuts in the butt.” (Bloom County, 1983.)
Love,
Kevin
(2 June 2022)
Dear Wednesday…
Dear Wednesday,
“Look that up in your Funk & Wagnall’s!”
“You’re out of your Vulcan mind!”
What else did I miss?
Love,
Kevin
(1 June 2022)
Dear Tuesday…
Dear Tuesday,
Have fun playing Monday!
Love,
Kevin
(31 May 2022)
Dear Monday…
Dear Monday,
Enjoy your day off.
Love,
Kevin
(30 May 2022)
Dear Sunday…
Dear Sunday,
Sorry about that. These three-day weekends, you know.
Love,
Kevin
(30 May 2022)
Dear Saturday…
Dear Saturday,
Maybe the Thermians were right—they are ‘historical documents’.
Love,
Kevin
(28 May 2022)
Dear Friday…
Dear Friday,
You should put away the Saturday disguise. You’re not fooling anyone, you know.
Love,
Kevin
(27 May 2022)
Dear Thursday…
Dear Thursday,
Call me cynical, but what makes you think this time will be any different?
Love,
Kevin
(26 May 2022)
Dear Wednesday…
Dear Wednesday,
Let the monthly mass folding of laundry commence!
Love,
Kevin
(25 May 2022)
Dear Tuesday…
Dear Tuesday,
Sorry about that. I don’t know what I was thinking.
Love,
Kevin
(25 May 2022)
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