True story about a CD I ordered on eBay. USPS got the package on May 2nd; it has yet to make it any farther west than Detroit. I’m on the west coast…
The undisputed king of online tracking
watches with amazement
as a simple padded envelope on its way to him
repeats the Pennsylvania–Ohio–Michigan loop
like a presidential candidate two weeks before the election
It seems especially fond of Toledo and Pittsburgh
(11 May 2019)
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