Send an earworm to the president-inator (a poem)

Something a bit lighter…

One act of resistance
that has been heretofore overlooked
is the mighty earworm:
that song (or hook from a song)
that gets stuck in your head
and loops repeatedly—
especially if it’s a song you hate

If everyone in this country
would pick their own most-hated earworm
find it on YouTube®
and e-mail it to the White House

I will always love you…

Never gonna give you up…

I would walk five hundred miles…

All the single ladies…

eventually, the president-inator’s mind
would be so overrun with competing earworms
that his racist, homophobic, xenophobic, misogynistic, and elitist tendencies
would be crushed under their collective mass

Imagine the impact we could have!

(11 September 2017)

 

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