Dear Monday,

So, I looked up that phrase I heard in my dream last night; it’s apparently a real phrase, but doesn’t mean what I expected it to. (I think my version is better.)

Love,
Kevin

(30 March 2026)

Dear Monday,

Still sleepy, but I’m up. Need more coffee.

Love,
Kevin

(23 March 2026)

Dear Monday,

There was cheesecake.

Love,
Kevin

(16 March 2026)