Dear Friday,
Are you sure you’re not early?
Love,
Kevin
(26 August 2022)
letters to the days of the week
Dear Tuesday…
Dear Tuesday,
So what sort of day will you be?
Love,
Kevin
(23 August 2022)
Dear Saturday…
Dear Saturday,
Reboots and sequels. Wouldn’t it be easier to just buy the videos and watch those?
Love,
Kevin
(20 August 2022)
Dear Friday…
Dear Friday,
What is the point of setting an alarm if I’m only going to wake up five hours early anyway?
Love,
Kevin
(19 August 2022)
Dear Tuesday…
Dear Tuesday,
August 16, 2022. Elvis is still dead.
Love,
Kevin
(16 August 2022)
Dear Saturday…
Dear Saturday,
At least nothing broke today.
Love,
Kevin
(13 August 2022)
Dear Friday…
Dear Friday,
Crackle, crackle, crackle…
Love,
Kevin
(12 August 2022)
Dear Tuesday…
Dear Tuesday,
Good job on the temperature. Humidity still needs work, though.
Love,
Kevin
(9 August 2022)
Dear Saturday…
Dear Saturday,
So I had to send in a few more forms—but at least they’re finally doing something with this one.
Love,
Kevin
(6 August 2022)
Dear Friday…
Dear Friday,
So they go from the supervillain genius to a massive government conspiracy? Ugh. Well, I’m already nine seasons in—no turning back now.
Love,
Kevin
(attempted to post on 5 August 2022—but it didn’t go, apparently)
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