Dear Friday,
Whoever invented the chirping sound on smoke alarms can suck it.
Love,
Kevin
(26 June 2026)
Dear Friday,
Whoever invented the chirping sound on smoke alarms can suck it.
Love,
Kevin
(26 June 2026)
Dear Wednesday,
My bad. Bad sleep.
Love,
Kevin
(25 June 2026)
Dear Tuesday,
Getting a bit toasty, are we?
Love,
Kevin
(23 June 2026)
Dear Saturday,
I should know by now that opening my eyes to identify that thing I’m seeing in my dream never works.
Love,
Kevin
(20 June 2026)
Dear Friday,
Sorry about that. Everything was slightly off.
Love,
Kevin
(20 June 2026)
Dear Wednesday,
I don’t call that sleep.
Love,
Kevin
(17 June 2026)
Dear Tuesday,
Glad to see you’ve backed off the heat a bit.
Love,
Kevin
(16 June 2026)
Dear Saturday,
Hmm. I hadn’t realized that was a thing. Makes sense now.
Love,
Kevin
(13 June 2026)
Dear Friday,
My bad. Kept things quiet because not enough sleep.
Love,
Kevin
(13 June 2026)
Dear Wednesday,
Too much Monday, not enough Wednesday.
Love,
Kevin
(10 June 2026)