Dear Tuesday,
Goody! There will be fun stuff in today’s mail.
Love,
Kevin
(15 April 2025)
letters to the days of the week
Dear Saturday…
Dear Saturday,
FedEx is not supposed to play with my head on Saturday.
Love,
Kevin
(12 April 2025)
Dear Friday…
Dear Friday,
Sorry about that. I was trying out some new stuff.
Love,
Kevin
(12 April 2025)
Dear Wednesday…
Dear Wednesday,
Sorry about that. It was kind of a chaotic day.
Love,
Kevin
(10 April 2025)
Dear Tuesday…
Dear Tuesday,
This is the dumbest fucking shakedown in the history of dumb shakedowns.
—George Clooney, in Out of Sight (1998)
Love,
Kevin
(8 April 2025)
Dear Saturday…
Dear Saturday,
Yeah, I don’t know what you call this…
Love,
Kevin
(5 April 2025)
Dear Friday…
Dear Friday,
I’m with the dad in War Games. Can we have pills and cook the corn?
Love,
Kevin
(4 April 2025)
Dear Wednesday…
Dear Wednesday,
I’m saying nothing…
Love,
Kevin
(2 April 2025)
Dear Tuesday…
Dear Tuesday,
There’s something you don’t see every day.
Love,
Kevin
(1 April 2025)
Dear Saturday…
Dear Saturday,
FedEx said they were coming Monday; now they say they’re coming today. We’ll see what happens.
Love,
Kevin
(29 March 2025)
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