Dear Tuesday,
Ah, Cinco de Mayo! When all those people who were inadvertently mocking a speech impediment the day before go get drunk to celebrate a day that actually took place later in the year…
Love,
Kevin
(5 May 2026)
letters to the days of the week
Dear Saturday…
Dear Saturday,
Sorry about that. I was getting back on track.
Love,
Kevin
(3 May 2026)
Dear Friday…
Dear Friday,
My bad. Sleep was not good.
Love,
Kevin
(3 May 2026)
Dear Wednesday…
Dear Wednesday,
All over the map, and it’s not even noon yet.
Love,
Kevin
(29 April 2026)
Dear Tuesday…
Dear Tuesday,
Good morning! I’m awake, which means it must be nap time.
Love,
Kevin
(28 April 2026)
Dear Saturday…
Dear Saturday,
Are you sure you and Friday didn’t swap places?
Love,
Kevin
(25 April 2026)
Dear Friday…
Dear Friday,
Why do you feel like Saturday?
Love,
Kevin
(24 April 2026)
Dear Wednesday…
Dear Wednesday,
“The planet’s not going anywhere—we are!”
—George Carlin
Love,
Kevin
(22 April 2026)
Dear Tuesday…
Dear Tuesday,
I think, therefore I overthink.
Love,
Kevin
(21 April 2026)
Dear Saturday…
Dear Saturday,
Yeah, I was going to go early for the Record Store Day thing, but I changed my mind after waking up at 4 a.m.…
Love,
Kevin
(18 April 2026)
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