Dear Wednesday,
Why we gotta start so early? How about we wait until the sun is warm…
Love,
Kevin
(30 August 2017)
letters to the days of the week
Dear Tuesday…
Dear Tuesday,
I just noticed a weird seam in my comforter. Twenty years later, I guess my powers of observation are still intact…
Love,
Kevin
(29 August 2017)
Dear Saturday…
Dear Saturday,
I love Free Shredding Day…
Love,
Kevin
(26 August 2017)
Dear Friday…
Dear Friday,
I’d rather not.
Love,
Kevin
(25 August 2017)
Dear Thursday…
Dear Thursday,
A decent night’s sleep! Who knew?
Love,
Kevin
(24 August 2017)
Dear Wednesday…
Dear Wednesday,
As the late, great Justified Ancients of Mu Mu might say, it’s 2017—what the fuck is going on?
Love,
Kevin
(23 August 2017)
Dear Tuesday…
Dear Tuesday,
How about a quiet, normal day for a change?
Love,
Kevin
(22 August 2017)
Dear Saturday…
Dear Saturday,
And still I wait…
Love,
Kevin
(19 August 2017)
Dear Friday…
Dear Friday,
I know what I said yesterday—couldn’t we just go back to Elvis for a while?
Love,
Kevin
(18 August 2017)
Dear Thursday…
Dear Thursday,
Elvis is still dead, but now we can think about other things.
Love,
Kevin
(17 August 2017)
