Dear Thursday,
Isn’t there something else we could win at instead?
Love,
Kevin
(10 April 2025)
April 2025
Dear Wednesday…
Dear Wednesday,
Sorry about that. It was kind of a chaotic day.
Love,
Kevin
(10 April 2025)
Dear Tuesday…
Dear Tuesday,
This is the dumbest fucking shakedown in the history of dumb shakedowns.
—George Clooney, in Out of Sight (1998)
Love,
Kevin
(8 April 2025)
Dear Monday…
Dear Monday,
Well, you’ve been worse, I guess.
Love,
Kevin
(7 April 2025)
Dear Sunday…
Dear Sunday,
So, it’s pretty much one unforced error after another, isn’t it?
Love,
Kevin
(6 April 2025)
Dear Saturday…
Dear Saturday,
Yeah, I don’t know what you call this…
Love,
Kevin
(5 April 2025)
Dear Friday…
Dear Friday,
I’m with the dad in War Games. Can we have pills and cook the corn?
Love,
Kevin
(4 April 2025)
Dear Thursday…
Dear Thursday,
My bad. I was overcome with gratitude for all the winning…
Love,
Kevin
(4 April 2025)
Dear Wednesday…
Dear Wednesday,
I’m saying nothing…
Love,
Kevin
(2 April 2025)
Dear Tuesday…
Dear Tuesday,
There’s something you don’t see every day.
Love,
Kevin
(1 April 2025)
Ordinary Average Thoughts 