Not really my thing, but I managed to combine the phonetic (mis)spelling with a bit of fun at my own expense (I’m a copy editor)—and even threw in a Jules and the Polar Bears reference.
fǝnětǐks iz evrthing
thers anuther wy 2 spel
if yu wud onlee look in th rite places
but sum folks haf 2 find problemz
thoz ppl r called editerz
bcauz they haf 2 find problemz
th funnee thing iz tht i am an editer
so this ntir pome iz markd
in red ink
(12 April 2019—posted April 13th)
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