Procedure (a poem)

Not much writing today, but I did get this on paper around mid-afternoon.

Let’s play Donate a Body to Science!

Simply find a witness
who knows you personally
and give us their name

We’ll send you documents
to fill out
and sign electronically

When you’re done
we’ll send you another set
for your friend to sign—
also electronically
so she won’t actually have to sign anything
so you really didn’t have to do anything
other than give us her name
then pretend to be her
(which you did anyway
but you made sure she saw you doing it)

And now we wait—

because what good is the experience
if you can’t wring the maximum amount
of stress out of the situation?

So… What would you like to choose
for Round 3?

(28 August 2018)



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