Dear Tuesday,
When you think you have tater tots in the freezer, but they turn out to be crinkle fries…
Love,
Kevin
(10 February 2026)
Dear Tuesday,
When you think you have tater tots in the freezer, but they turn out to be crinkle fries…
Love,
Kevin
(10 February 2026)
Dear Tuesday,
Seeing as how the documents are probably automatically generated by a routine, it strikes me as odd that an individual accountholder’s tax statements can’t all be produced at the same time.
Love,
Kevin
(3 February 2026)
Dear Tuesday,
Apologies. There were pork chops.
Love,
Kevin
(28 January 2026)
Dear Tuesday,
Since when do I get a good night’s sleep?
Love,
Kevin
(20 January 2026)
Dear Tuesday,
I know you’re not Monday, but you don’t seem quite yourself…
Love,
Kevin
(13 January 2026)
Dear Tuesday,
I hope you intend on keeping this weather to yourself. I’m going to have things to do.
Love,
Kevin
(6 January 2026)
Dear Tuesday,
Okay, so I guess it isn’t a cold. What was that then?
Love,
Kevin
(30 December 2025)
Dear Tuesday,
Happy Festivus!
Love,
Kevin
(23 December 2025)
Dear Tuesday,
Why does it feel like the weekend already?
Love,
Kevin
(16 December 2025)
Dear Tuesday,
Okay, I’m not seeing anything yet.
Love,
Kevin
(9 December 2025)