Dear Friday,

What is the point of setting an alarm if I’m only going to wake up five hours early anyway?

Love,
Kevin

(19 August 2022)

Dear Friday,

Crackle, crackle, crackle…

Love,
Kevin

(12 August 2022)

Dear Friday,

So they go from the supervillain genius to a massive government conspiracy? Ugh. Well, I’m already nine seasons in—no turning back now.

Love,
Kevin

(attempted to post on 5 August 2022—but it didn’t go, apparently)

Dear Friday,

Thirty years ago I saw you yesterday.

Love,
Kevin

(29 July 2022)

Dear Friday,

Computers, am I right?

Love,
Kevin

(22 July 2022)

Dear Friday,

How is it I got the one person who doesn’t know the word ‘sorbet’?

Love,
Kevin

(15 July 2022)

Dear Friday,

You and your shenanigans halfway around the world—kept me up too late again, you know.

Love,
Kevin

(8 July 2022)